Seating Available

May 14, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Testing… a new idea I’m calling ‘Everything Happens Here’. Experiments for a project initiated by Rules and Regs for an event on June 14th at Loughborough University, hosted by RADAR. Filmed by Britt Hatzius. After that B and I will be travelling in France and Italy and hope to produce more, in the same vein, for a show in Paris at The Window 41.

The audience are positioned here along the pavement, looking that way. In the road there are demonstrators, asleep. They’re surrounded by bankers in sharp suits and sharp shooters in riot gear. No-one’s moving, and there’s no sound at all except the wind overhead, going that way. At a certain moment all the bankers and snipers start smoking: cigarettes, cigars and pipes. The smoke is taken that way by the wind, and sets off the fire alarm in the station. That’s the only sound we hear. The demonstrators all roll over and continue sleeping on their other sides.

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Lost in Austin

April 28, 2009 · 1 Comment

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A lot happening. This from Texas – mighty hot – where Sam, Joji and I are launching the finalised version of GuruGuru in Austin, for the amazing Fusebox Festival who commissioned the piece. The changes we’ve made have been much to do with gearing up the pace with a kind of pile-up style, quickfire dialogue which is really quite exhilerating to watch – we’ve sat in on a few test runs, but otherwise it’s quite frustrating, amusingly, to have to shut the door on a group of people experiencing the thing alone in the room. It’s interesting to think about how this piece might branch out at some point to include an outside audience. We’re not ruling anything out just yet.

I even thought yesterday about an experience I had 2 years ago at the ancient, wooden ‘Cyclone’ rollercoaster at Coney Island. When you get off, you find a photo of yourself, inevitably screaming in near free-fall, which you can buy and take home (on paper, T-shirts, mugs…). Thinking about a version of this for GuruGuru, minus the money-grabbing…

We have a Pontiac. We find ourselves driving around a lot, taking wrong turns on the highway, listening to hip hop on a radio station called Shade XL or something…

There’s so much I want to write about. Or rather, stuff i feel I should try and deal with. Like for example how much I loathed the Castellucci work at Spill Festival back in London. Try and straighten that out. Or how insane some of the language is in the papers these days, “suboptimal outcomes“, etc. Or perhaps I should try and cope with the idea of a pandemic on the doorstep here (already in Europe apparently). But I’m going to skip all that for now and just post this amazing video of Mos Def celebrating MF Doom’s lyrics.

Thanks to Joji for finding that.
Mos Def’s line from over 10 years ago still lingers… i radiate the place like an upright bass – he still does. And Doom’s new album is great. More rhymin….

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Andersson’s TV gaze

April 4, 2009 · 3 Comments

 

In Roy Anderssons’s painfully funny ‘Songs from the Second Floor‘ there are a few moments when the characters glance at the camera. It comes as a surprise, but not the kind demanding attention, not the kind saying ‘look i’m breaking the rules, i’m surprising you’. You could almost miss it. It’s a gaze of weakness, not strength… until now i’ve only known this kind of ’surprise’ as an act of strength beyond naturalism, a summoning of courage by the one daring to stare at the spectators, but here it’s different. The first of these moments was so slight I thought I was imagining it, the frail man (who, earlier, had been almost sawed in half by an inept magician) struggling to his seat. 

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The next follows straight on from this, and seemed like the kind of resigned glance we throw at a TV.  It made me wonder about the one before, so I went back, and it seemed likely the man was looking at a TV there too. I knew that face, i’ve walked into a restaurant feeling like that.

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Tired eyes glad for an absorbing focus, something at last which won’t reflect attention or demand response. This is a guilty, exhausted, lost gaze, yearning for a break from pain, stress, humiliation – something I’ve rarely ever seen properly captured on film. I wonder about what it means for ‘us’ to be situated as this TV, for the characters to be looking to us for relief. What is it that we see at these moments? The men in question are old enough to remember life without TV. The year is 2000. Here we are. 

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where he wasn’t anymore

March 21, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Lift-off at midday, Tokyo. Touchdown London, 3pm. Somewhere in the middle, an eleven-hour flight. The shock of long-distance travel somehow lessened by a. the non-place of alcohol and movies, and b. not being in any case very awake or aware of Tokyo this morning. So the banality of a Picadilly line trip from one end to the other (as i type) pretends to be just that, rather than one half of an impossibly long day stretched over two mentally incompatible places. No, I was awake this morning, just not that present and instead looking over my mind’s-shoulder, back into the blur of some dream involving an ecstatic reunion with a younger Dad, his bright eyes delighted to see me, his polo jumper well-fitting, welcoming. 

Britt sent me the above photo by Thomas Wrede from his mischievously named show ‘Real Landscapes’ (currently at Wagner + Partner, Berlin) – several pages more of this great series here.

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3 weeks in the lands without…

March 14, 2009 · Leave a Comment


Temporary 3 week stasis here on ‘Likely Collapse’ due to eventful non-internet activities in Tokyo. I feel like Lemmy Caution in Les Pays Extérieures. Hope to resume in 10 days or so.

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Don’t sleep on the Guru

February 26, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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We’re on an all-nighter at Sam’s finishing off GuruGuru before tomorrow’s first ever try-out. Half one in the morning now, Joji is flat out with the animation, passing stuff to Sam as he’s making it, Sam slotting things into the sound edit bit by bit. There’s not much I can do except fuel them with very strong Turkish tea and (for Sam) liquorice allsorts. We have about 8 hours, schedule’s like this -

Video finished, Sam does 2hrs of sound work – 9am
Render, author – 11am
Set up at Shunt- 3pm
Run through – 5pm
First slot – 6.30pm

Joji occasionally asking for an opinion on the latest, usually resulting in the three of us losing control for a while to torturous bouts of laughter.

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Anyone in London wanting to see some very early trials, details at Shunt. Arrive early and sign up for a slot. 6.30 – 10.30 Thurs and Friday, 7.30 – 11.30 on Saturday (except the 9.30 slot, taken). The show is an hour long and is for 5 people at a time. Full info on GuruGuru here
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Men Acting Like Winners 16:02:09

February 12, 2009 · 1 Comment

Back at Stoke Newington International Airport this weekend, this time for the ‘Live Art Speed Dating’ hosted by the artfull dodger himself, Gary Campbell. I’m still not quite sure what he’s planning, but I think it involves repeated, one-on-one, 10 minute affairs. Quickies. Gary speaks of cupboards and booths… anyway.
Think i’ll make a start on these leaked AOL google searches from 2 years ago… see below. I’ve been planning on something with them for ages. Valentine’s day seems good for it. Notice how the guy passes out on the keyboard around 18.00, then wakes up at 6am with ‘white pages’… 

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spy on the wife 2006-03-19 17:58:58
spy recorders 2006-03-19 18:02:34
signs of cheating 2006-03-19 18:05:52
videos 2006-03-20 17:56:16
postal service stamps 2006-03-21 09:27:46
tracking cell phone numbers 2006-03-21 11:00:13
divorce 2006-03-23 14:10:27
divorce lawyers 2006-03-24 00:38:47
cheating wives 2006-03-24 06:07:00
cheating wives 2006-03-24 06:07:00
divorce lawyers 2006-03-24 13:10:32
saving a marriege 2006-03-24 13:42:04
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saving a marriege 2006-03-24 15:20:13
fitness gyms 2006-03-24 16:32:50
womes wellness 2006-03-24 16:35:33
hypertension 2006-03-24 17:07:33
e-cards 2006-03-26 23:40:56
saving a marriage 2006-03-26 23:50:11
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sexual techiques 2006-03-27 10:39:27
greenting cards 2006-03-27 12:45:53
standar times 2006-03-27 23:09:25
news papers 2006-03-27 23:09:56
stop your divorce 2006-03-27 23:49:06
stop your divorce 2006-03-27 23:53:30
stop your divorce 2006-03-28 00:06:53
alchool withdrawl 2006-03-28 10:43:51
alchool withdrawl sintoms 2006-03-28 10:45:38
disfunctional erection 2006-03-28 10:46:46
cheating therapy 2006-03-30 16:49:56
women’s urine blood 2006-03-30 18:21:16
spy from a distance 2006-03-31 21:11:29
spy from a distance 2006-03-31 21:11:29
spy from a distance 2006-03-31 21:15:55
spy from a distance 2006-03-31 21:15:56
listentrough walls 2006-03-31 21:16:22
listen through walls 2006-03-31 21:16:25
car sound recorder 2006-03-31 21:20:07
car conversation spy 2006-03-31 21:20:24
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spy on wife 2006-03-31 21:21:29
phico card readers 2006-04-01 22:03:08
bruchas 2006-04-01 22:04:17
phyco card readers 2006-04-01 22:06:43
phyco card readers 2006-04-01 22:07:10
predict my futur 2006-04-01 22:20:24
psychic 2006-04-02 10:14:07
i want my wyfe back 2006-04-02 23:14:28
i want revenge to my wife 2006-04-02 23:27:54
i want revenge to my wife 2006-04-02 23:27:54
get revenge from a wife cheater 2006-04-02 23:41:22
munchies 2006-04-03 11:54:59
lisbon jobs 2006-04-03 11:58:20
divorce and kids 2006-04-03 12:19:46
llllfkkgjnnvjjfokrb 2006-04-03 18:20:11
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www.whitepages 2006-04-06 06:14:07
my wife wants to leave me 2006-04-07 16:35:03
how do i get my wife love me again 2006-04-08 17:10:55
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i need my wife to get back to me 2006-04-08 19:29:11
i need my wife to get back to me 2006-04-08 19:29:11
my wife doesnt love animore 2006-04-08 19:30:58
i still live whith my wife can i get her bach 2006-04-08 19:32:15
i want revenge towards my wife 2006-04-08 19:32:59
i want revenge towards my wife 2006-04-08 19:32:59
i want revenge towards my wife 2006-04-08 19:32:59
i want revenge towards my wife 2006-04-08 19:36:58
making my wife suffer as i do 2006-04-09 13:19:54
get my wife back 2006-04-09 14:03:28
avoid breaking up 2006-04-09 14:04:11
avoid breaking up 2006-04-09 14:04:11
stop breaking up 2006-04-09 15:10:47
get even with my wife 2006-04-09 15:15:16
husband revenge 2006-04-09 15:23:37
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how to harm my wifes lover 2006-04-10 13:11:28
infidelity 2006-04-10 14:32:02
whow to talk on the phone with youor wife 2006-04-10 14:43:07
catch your wife aving an affair 2006-04-10 14:44:32
baby monitors 2006-04-15 17:15:31
baby monitors 2006-04-15 17:15:31
my cheating wife 2006-04-16 16:48:06
my cheating wife 2006-04-16 16:48:06
my cheating wife 2006-04-16 16:48:06
i want to kill myself 2006-04-16 19:55:51
kill my wifes mistress 2006-04-16 20:26:49
my wifes ass 2006-04-16 20:38:37
cheating wives 2006-04-18 16:45:12
recording home survellence 2006-04-18 16:54:43
recording home surveillance 2006-04-18 16:54:53
audio roome surveillance 2006-04-18 16:55:40
audio roome surveillance 2006-04-18 16:55:43
sore muscules 2006-04-23 17:32:00
sore muscles 2006-04-23 17:32:06
sore muscles 2006-04-23 17:32:06
sore muscles 2006-04-23 17:32:06
alcoolism 2006-04-24 08:10:53
men acting like winners 2006-04-25 16:02:09
make the infidelity suffer 2006-04-25 16:03:20
the portuguese mafia 2006-04-25 16:24:04

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True Riches and more!

February 4, 2009 · Leave a Comment

An update on the latest activity… 

Starting small – i’ll be doing the slide-show performance I mentioned here, called The Audience, at the famous Stoke Newington International Airport this Saturday 7th Feb – info here. It will also be performed at a festival hosted by Voorhuit in Ghent called “Tickle Your Catastrophe!”, but by performer Kurt Vandendriessche as I’ll be in Japan by then for a Rotozaza gig. 

Etiquette has begun a London run at the gorgeous Cafe Oto. It will be there all February. Many thanks to Keiko and Hamish for hosting it there. If you’ve never done Etiquette and you live in London, now’s the chance – it may not be back for a while. All the info about that is here

I’m working on a new ‘autoteatro’ piece with Joji Koyama and Isambard Khroustaliov, called GuruGuru, and thoroughly enjoying it. It works in a similar way to Etiquette, but is for 5 people this time instead of two, positioning the audience-performers in a semi-circle around a televised character who slips between marketing and spiritual guru (making for a scenario which flicks between something like group therapy and a focus group). I’ve known Sam and Joji for roughly 20 years now, and both their work has been of huge inspiration over that time. We’re having a lot of fun with it, and are looking forward to the trial run at Shunt before it heads to further previews at BAC and then a proper premiere at the great Fusebox festival in Austin, Texas (who commissioned the piece). Full info about GuruGuru, as well as Sam and Joji, here

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Finally (for now), Tim Etchells and I have just hit GO on a project which until now has been shrouded in secrecy… Back in October the ICA director Ekow Eshun announced he was closing the Live Art department saying that in his opinion the form ‘lacks depth and cultural urgency’. The issue of the ICA not really having any proper / dependable live programme has been bugging many of us for years (they’d basicly given up a long time ago but never really admitted it), what with London’s chronic shortage of performance spaces dedicated to innovative performance / theatre/ live art practice. I had the idea of hosting a programme of live art at the ICA. Thought about 3 possible angles on it > 1. put it together and just do it, as a series of ‘actions’ that would no doubt involve people being chucked from the building (I liked this if only because it meant the ICA actually had something to remove from the building, something to ‘cut’ – that we would be helping them ‘make real’ their promise). 2. put it together and do it, but make sure that all the works were so undercover, ephemeral and slight that it wouldn’t be noticed anyway (whispers at tables, performers pretending to be art viewers, etc), and 3. to simply put together a programme of ‘paperwork performance’, imaginary happenings… Idea 1 wasn’t ever really going to happen – not really my thing. Idea 2 could have gone ahead but in some ways Tino Sehgal has been there and done that (which sounds great, and is ironically one of the very few Live works at the ICA in the past years outside the mime festival).

Talking to Tim I put this to him and he immediately went for 3. We decided to collaborate on the project and we’ve been working on it – mostly on the late night slots at various spots around the globe – until now. It’s been incredible working with Tim, figuring out where to push, where not to insist, when to be open, how to frame the ‘call out’ to the artists etc – a huge pleasure to be doing this with someone whose thinking I admire so much. (On a side note it’s struck me that, just over ten years ago, I saw Forced Entertainment’s show Pleasure in the ICA theatre. I still have Tim’s programme notes, and am very aware of how much both that show and his writing helped to frame the work I was starting to make.)

With some great design help from Britt Hatzius we’ve finally got it online. Tim christened the project TRUE RICHES at an early stage, and we began contacting potential contributors. It’s turned out to be a great programme, made up of virtual contributions from an international group of artists, curators and thinkers working in and around Live Art. We hope that, on the whole, it’s a positive move and of course that it might even help change some minds at the ICA. Do go to the site, download the programme, enjoy, and pass it around as much as possible. A second season of True Riches is planned for later in the year. 

True Riches – A Programme of Live Art for the ICA 

(*As I write, there’s a ping and I see Momus has beaten me to it!)

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Spectacular perspectives

January 27, 2009 · 1 Comment

Thoughts on Spectacular by Forced Entertainment, two months too late.

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I saw it first at Riverside. I wasn’t in the best state for it – jet-lagged, and squeezed into the top left corner of a very wide auditorium. So yeah I slept quite a bit, but the bits I caught melted in a half-delicious, half-unbearable way into whatever half-dream had managed to start itself up. Agony, but exactly the kind of awkward, twilight world of fantasy, idiocy (man in skeleton, woman faking death) and down-to-earthness (waking up convinced you’re dribbling onto a neighbour) which they blend so seamlessly into their work. It felt like 2-3 hours, but was half that. Afterwards, coming down the steps, I heard two of the many younger audience members behind me saying ‘Yeah definately a lot better the second time round’. Anyhow, I left bruised and took the dark blue tube back to the North East of the city. The piece haunted me with its awfulness, it had found a way under my skin. I wasn’t sure whether this was good, but I felt myself cherishing the space it had found for itself there. Part of my head wallowed in the long, outrageously drawn out silences – long enough to fall asleep, wake up, and fall back asleep again – during which a masked skeleton would lament the very fact of his not being able to fill them. But my rational mind told me their play was crap, and I had a hard time talking about it with anyone.

Two weeks later (nearabouts) it was on down in Taunton. My mum lives nearby and bought two tickets – she found Exquisite Pain quite torturous but knows I speak highly of them so, in her typically brave way, decided to give them another go. She was hoping I’d join her. I seriously thought of opting out, and figured I had a good excuse, but something about seeing FE in the Taunton Brewhouse quite appealed. This was a theatre which, when I lived down there as a teenager, was the typical, regional venue hosting readings by people like Timothy West to a sea of grey hair. I was curious to see what it had become.

Had Mum not booked the tickets already we would have been panicking. In the new and fairly smart bar area (which spilled nonchalently into a large gallery space) there was a great mass of young, barely concealed and very well dressed excitement which wasted no time in piling into the auditorium as soon the doors were opened. This was the first clue to the evenings charms, though I was too caught up with it all to realise at the time. Compare the feeling before the show here with the Riverside (many people who figure they’ve lived through FE’s best years), and you start to wonder whether it isn’t, after all, ‘what you make of it’.

The hour and a quarter went past in a flash. It was a truly fantastic show, really one i’ll never forget. Robin kept what seemed a very diverse audience continuously aghast, appauled and yet charmed into sharing those silences, tasting those long, deep errors, allowing the giggles from up in the corner, knowing they’d revert to slack-jawed wide-eyes only to burst into little gasps again a bit later on. He was very funny, very human, totally unpatronising, very much at home, making a lot of sense out of so much nonsense, completely within his limits in what sometimes seems like the very end of structure.

It was a revelation to me, and said so much about circumstance, context and to what extent the backstory for any kind of presentation is taken for granted. The Brewhouse, it turns out, is a great theatre space too. New director Robert Miles is clearly on the case, and that audience deserves everything he can throw at them.

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Sketch for shame machine

January 20, 2009 · Leave a Comment

To be played at the same time. I’ll explain soon. Bye Bush.


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